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Our mission is to consume

Confronted with ten calories, or ten thousand calories, we'll eat it, and you'll watch. Or will you eat it, and we'll watch? I forget.

About Us

Welcome to the twisted realm of Big Old Al's Big Old Mukbangs, where gastronomic nightmares come to life!

Nestled in the darkest corners of the culinary abyss, we summon forth the most grotesque and gluttonous feasts ever witnessed by mortal eyes. Our cursed journey began with Big Old Al himself, a once-proud chef who sold his soul for a taste of culinary infamy.

Within our cursed halls, you'll find a legion of grotesque morsels, each more unholy than the last. From deep-fried tarantulas to pickled eyeballs, we spare no expense in crafting the most diabolical spreads imaginable.

But beware, dear diner, for indulging in our cursed creations comes at a price. Every bite brings you closer to the abyss, where your soul will forever roam our haunted kitchens, forever craving the next forbidden flavor.

So join us, if you dare, in the twisted world of Big Old Al's Big Old Mukbangs. But remember, once you taste our cursed cuisine, there's no turning back.

Services we provide

Enter the realm of madness with our cursed services, where the boundaries of taste and decency are shattered into a thousand fragments. Choose your cursed path wisely:
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Unholy Banquets

Experience the ultimate descent into culinary madness with our Unholy Banquets. Whether you're hosting a cursed gathering or seeking to test the limits of your own depravity, our banquets will leave you haunted by flavors that defy reason. From cursed cocktails to cursed canapés, we will tailor each dish to ensure your descent into culinary oblivion is unforgettable.
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Sinister Subscriptions

Delve into the depths of our culinary abyss from the safety of your own home with our Sinister Subscription Boxes. Each month, receive a selection of cursed delicacies delivered straight to your doorstep. From cursed candies to cursed condiments, our boxes will keep your taste buds tantalized and your soul teetering on the edge of damnation.
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Cursed Cooking Classes

Embrace your inner chef of darkness with our Cursed Cooking Classes. Under the guidance of our malevolent master chefs, learn the secrets behind crafting the most diabolical dishes imaginable. From summoning the perfect seance of spices to infusing your creations with the essence of eternal torment, our classes will empower you to unleash culinary chaos upon the world.

Getting to know your chefs

Getting to know your chefs

Peer into the abyss and meet the twisted minds behind Big Old Al's Big Old Mukbangs. Our chefs are more than mere mortal cooks; they are conjurers of culinary chaos, architects of gastronomic nightmares. Allow us to introduce you to the demented souls who wield the spatula of doom:

1. Big Old Al: The mastermind behind our cursed kitchen, Big Old Al is a culinary warlock whose thirst for culinary infamy knows no bounds. With a gaze that can pierce the veil between this world and the next, Al commands flavors that defy comprehension. Legend has it that his spatula is forged from the bones of fallen angels, and his recipes are whispered among the shadows of the netherworld.

2. Madame Morticia: A sorceress of spices and sorrows, Madame Morticia brings a touch of elegance to our cursed cuisine. With a cauldron bubbling with potions and poisons, she infuses each dish with a hint of malevolence and a dash of despair. Her culinary creations are as beautiful as they are deadly, captivating the senses while ensnaring the soul.

3. Chef Diablo: Born in the fiery depths of the underworld, Chef Diablo channels the flames of damnation into every dish he creates. With a devilish grin and a wicked sense of humor, he delights in pushing the boundaries of taste and decency. From charred corpses to infernal soufflés, Chef Diablo's creations are as bold as they are blasphemous.

These are but a few of the unholy artisans who toil tirelessly in our cursed kitchen, weaving spells with spatulas and summoning flavors that defy comprehension. Get to know your chef, if you dare, for their culinary creations will haunt your dreams and tantalize your taste buds for all eternity.
Sign up to get started

Sign up to get started

Prepare your taste buds for a journey beyond the realms of normalcy! Delve into the sinister world of Big Old Al's Big Old Mukbangs with our exclusive 7-day free trial. This is your chance to experience the forbidden flavors of the abyss without fear of consequence.

Sign up now and take your first step towards culinary damnation. Join the legion of souls who have embraced the darkness and become part of our cursed community. Your taste buds will thank you, even as your soul trembles in anticipation.
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From our victi-er.. clients:

I stumbled upon Big Old Al's Big Old Mukbangs during a late-night browsing session, and let me tell you, it was a game-changer! The Unholy Banquet I ordered was like nothing I've ever tasted before. Each bite sent shivers down my spine, but in the best possible way. I can't wait to explore more of their cursed creations!

Sarah H

Evasive Tax Advisor
As a self-proclaimed foodie, I thought I had seen it all. That is until I discovered Big Old Al's Big Old Mukbangs. Their Sinister Subscription Boxes are a revelation! From the moment I opened the box, I knew I was in for something special. The selection of cursed delicacies was both intriguing and slightly unsettling. But hey, isn't that what makes a dining experience memorable?

Mark T

Submarine Flyscreen Installer
I've always been adventurous when it comes to trying new foods, so when I heard about Big Old Al's Big Old Mukbangs, I knew I had to give it a shot. I signed up for their Cursed Cooking Classes, and let me tell you, it was an experience I won't soon forget. Chef Diablo's instruction was captivating, and the recipes he shared were... let's just say, out of this world. I'm already planning my next cursed culinary creation!

Emily R

Wireless Parachute Architect

Frequently Asked Questions

Mukbang is an ancient ritual where one summons the spirits of gluttony and indulgence through the consumption of copious amounts of food, while broadcasting it to the world. Here at Big Old Al's, we take it to the next level, making sure every bite is saturated with forbidden flavors.

Our ingredients are sourced from the darkest corners of the netherworld, where only the most cursed and tantalizing edibles dwell. We have connections with demons, ghouls, and other underworld entities to ensure the freshest and most ethically questionable ingredients

Safety is a relative term in our realm. While we cannot guarantee physical safety, we can promise an exhilarating gastronomic adventure that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. Just be sure to sign the waiver before diving into our cursed cuisine.

We cater to all dietary restrictions, be it mortal or supernatural. Whether you're a vegan vampire or a gluten-intolerant ghoul, we have something to satisfy your unearthly cravings. Just beware of unexpected side effects.

We encourage families to partake in our mukbangs together, bonding over the shared experience of consuming forbidden delicacies. However, we cannot be held responsible for any familial bonds that may be broken or strengthened as a result of our cursed feasts.

Simply summon one of our cursed booking agents through a blood ritual performed under the light of a full moon. Alternatively, you can call our hotline, but be warned, it may connect you to the void.

Failure to finish your meal may result in your soul being added to our eternal buffet. We recommend pacing yourself, lest you become an eternal patron of Big Old Al's.

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